Sick.

statement: I am so sick.

question: How sick are you?

answer:

So sick that I actually considered resting my head on the rim of the toilet.


So sick that I lost my mind and had a few sips of orange juice.


So sick that it's become increasingly clear that there are WAAAAAY to many commercials for food on TV.


So sick that I actually pray that the stomach cramps mean that I can SIT on the toilet this round. My prayers have not been answered since round one.


My New Year Resolutions coming soon. I hope.