I know with each pregnancy I get a little "treat"
With Logan,
it was the itchy "pregnancy rash"
that cleared up 2 days before my appointment
with the dermatologist.
In the future they told totake a picture before it clears up.
Right.
With Hunter,
it was the massive vomiting each day from 4-7 pm
in the 1st trimester
and the horribly blotchy skin
in the 3rd trimester
and in the weeks after
giving bith.
Hunter was also lucky enough to get the face frenzy as well.
Cute.
I am currently experiencing an ailment
unlike the previous two.
Acne.
Sigh.
And not even acne.
A rash-like smattering of
tiny,
large,
random,
bright red,
well ok,
acne.
It's like I'm in high school
and
pictures are on
Monday.
Except,
I don't even get the satisfaction
of sitting on the bathroom sink
and
popping these badboys
until the mirror is splattered
with
zit juice.
Yes,
these sorry excuses for "zits"
have.
no.
heads.
The nerve.
I am all for the pregnancy "glow"
but
my face has the glow
of
hot
MOLTEN
LAVA.
Not the look I was going for.
Is this what the girl hormones are doing to me?
I guess if this is my penance for having a girl,
I'll take it.
As if my fat ass wasn't enough.
