Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts

Friday, January 8, 2010

2010. I'm comin for ya.

Time to get to my 2010 resolutions!


  • Get rid of HALF of everything in this house (excluding anime, manga, and Agent Anime's toys). Seriously. It all needs to go.


  • Spend less money/Become less of a consumer.


  • PAY OFF DEBT! The fact that we are even in this position AGAIN floors me. HUGE goal!


  • Eat better.


  • Cook from scratch.


  • Stop eating out so much. It's really, realy ridiculous.


  • Get ORGANIZED! I mean for really, real. Really.


  • Work on me.


  • Work on my marriage.


  • Blog about it.



I need to become more accountable. I will use my blog to do so. No, really. I will. I mean, I want to.

Monday, December 7, 2009

music, why are you being such a jerk?

I am displeased with music at the moment.
I generally love music.
In fact,
I live for it's
melodic pleasures.
But a switch has been
flipped.
I hear songs
and feel
annoyed.
I give a new band a try
(read that aweful WILCO)
and
could whip
out the Bic
and
dissect my wrists.
I see Tim McGraw on
Oprah
(I know! My life will improve when she retires. I wonder if she's going to get Tyra to replace her?)
and think
who
encourages
his mediocre singing?
And not so much the music,
but the personal
and
prfessional endeavors
of my
ABSOLUTE
favorite band
of
all.
freaking.
time.
PEARL JAM
YOU. ARE. MESSING. WITH. MY.
MIND.
It is coming guys.
I will give you a big ole
slice
of it soon.

Untill then.
I will relax to the sounds of
my
at least I'm
pretty
sure one of them is the
cause of my
swelling womb
It was either them
or
the guy I'm
married
to.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Sarcasm ever?

I like to think I have a way with words.

I am so gifted in the art
that few people are at my ADVANCED level.

Some times this causes a few
misunderstandings.

See,
I forget.

I forget, that regular folk
are just happy to be going about
their business.

Then I come along.

Example:

Folks:
(referring to my pregnant belly
and the 1 and 3 year old I'm dragging behind me)
So, uh, ya gonna have any more?

Me:
Not with this husband!

Folks:
(silence)