Monday, January 4, 2010

Sick.

statement: I am so sick.

question: How sick are you?

answer:

So sick that I actually considered resting my head on the rim of the toilet.


So sick that I lost my mind and had a few sips of orange juice.


So sick that it's become increasingly clear that there are WAAAAAY to many commercials for food on TV.


So sick that I actually pray that the stomach cramps mean that I can SIT on the toilet this round. My prayers have not been answered since round one.


My New Year Resolutions coming soon. I hope.

5 comments:

Nancy C said...

Yikes! I totally understand the evils of food commercials when ill. Bastards, all of 'em.

And, then, you're better, and it looks good. Amazing.

Arizona Mamma said...

Ugh! No fun at all. Hoping you are better soon.

trishatfox said...

Oh, I'm so sorry you don't feel well. I hope today is a better day.
I absolutely hate seeing food commercials when I'm in the wretching mode.

Lis said...

I am with you! I had the bug Sunday night into Monday morning. I haven't had a stomach bug in 15 years and I prefer not to have another...

won said...

I hope you round that corner pretty fast. Gentle thoughts...