Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Sarcasm ever?

I like to think I have a way with words.

I am so gifted in the art
that few people are at my ADVANCED level.

Some times this causes a few
misunderstandings.

See,
I forget.

I forget, that regular folk
are just happy to be going about
their business.

Then I come along.

Example:

Folks:
(referring to my pregnant belly
and the 1 and 3 year old I'm dragging behind me)
So, uh, ya gonna have any more?

Me:
Not with this husband!

Folks:
(silence)